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What is StonerShake?

StonerShake is a meal replacement powder. Also referred to as Astronaut’s Food or a Lent. It is a mixture of natural ingredients that contains your daily need in fibers, proteins, carbs, minerals, vitamins, fats and calories.


So, what’s in StonerShake products?

A precious dose of care and love. Truly, but also a lot of nutritious ingredients like;


Ok, how do I use StonerShake?

Basicly, StonerShake can be used as following;

Step 1: Grab a large beaker.

Step 2: Grab your bag of StonerShake

Step 3: Open bag of StonerShake

Step 4: Scoop out 125 grams of StonerShake powder and place in beaker

Step 5: Add 300 milliliters of water , milk, coconutmilk, soymilk, ricemilk, cocoamilk

Step 6: Blend, mix or shake

Step 7: Drink!

This is the way we’ve intended it. However we’ve had folk make cupcakes, porridge and smoothies with it. So if you’ve got ideas or suggestions, we’d love to hear from you!


What does StonerShake taste like?

There are few things more subjective than taste. Our opinion is that it tastes like oats with a hint of your desired flavor. At this moment we offer 4 different tastes:

Strawberry Dreams; You’ve guessed it, tastes like Strawberry

Banana Smile; Bananas make us happy, thus Banana Smile

CocoChoco; The lovechild of Coconut and Cocoa having a romance.

WakeUp Cappuccino; Healthy dose of caffeine, for the early mornings!


Are there any other variations?

Definitely. Not in flavor though. If you’ve got suggestions, please let us know!


Hold your horses there. We’ve still got some questions to go.


Can I replace my entire diet by drinking just StonerShake?

Basically StonerShake products contain your daily needs. So you could. However the product concept is fairly new and we don’t know a lot about the longterm consequences.

We, and a lot of the people that use our products, mostly use it to replace breakfast and lunch meals. Drinking it after a workout is also a popular option.


Workout, really?

Yup! StonerShake is high in proteins and fibers. It’s also filled with amino acids. Perfect for your bodily infrastructure and get some gains!


What about losing weight?

Yup, also a good option. Cutting down on calories and will help you lose weight.

Because the shake contains all nutrients, your body will not need for anything and this you’ll remain satiated.


So, how many calories does StonerShake contain?

500 grams of StonerShake (our standard bag) contains 2000 calories.


Does StonerShake contain oil?

No oil is needed for the blend. Our recipe uses raw materials that contain the needed fats.


Is StonerShake vegetarian friendly?

Yes. The whey based recipes are vegetarian friendly.


Oh! Is it vegan friendly aswell?

Alas, not yet. We are working hard on a vegan variant, we’ve found however that it is difficult to balance nutritions and taste. Suggestions are welcome!

In the meanwhile, we’re researching and testing!


Are you guys GMO free then?

Yes. And we will keep it that way. Authentic and original.



How long can I store StonerShake?

Sealed bags remain usable for atleast 6 months. After opening about a good 7 days. After combining it with a liquid it can be stored in the fridge for a day.


Perhaps a strange questions, but what about my poop?

It does effect your stool. When using the StonerShake for the first time, your body will need to get used to the product. After a weeks time, all will be well. And you’ll visit the little ladies/boys room less frequently.


What about allergies?

StonerShake contains lactose and gluten. If you’re unsure whether or not you can use StonerShake, contact your doctor. He should be able to provide you with an answer.


And what about diabetes?

Honestly, we do not know. If you have any information about this, you can contact us. We’d like to provide clear and useful information about our product.

It does contain cane sugar.

I want to order! How can I pay?

We offer payment through the following means:

Sofort Banking
Mister Cash
Bank Transfer


What about shipping?

Dependent on where you live it takes between 2 to 7 workdays for your package of StonerShake to arrive.


What about shipping costs?

Again dependent on where you live. Click a country and the shipping costs will magically appear!


What about customs?

It is important to keep in mind that all countries outside of the European Union or VAT areas will have an import or custom tax. It can occur that you must pay this tax upon receiving StonerShake.


And what if I think your product is sh*t?

Language, language. StonerShake is not for everyone. And we accept that. If you we can not satisfy your needs and you are, for whatever reason (which we’d like to know!), not satisfied with StonerShake, you can contact us for a refund. No problem.


Is your question not here? Or is something still a bit unclear? Got a great idea or want to say hi?

Do contact us through one of the following channels:

Twitter: @StonerShaked

Facebook: StonerShake


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Available in 4 tasty flavours